Dave Wannstedt Pleads the Fizzith

Pittsburgh head coach Dave Wannstedt wants NOTHING to do with talk about expansion.

The all-knowing mustache with a voice box made from god himself said he has been involved in “zero” discussions about potentially moving to the Big Ten and is letting the Panther suits take care of this situation.

Obviously a move would force Pitt to play more than 2 or 3 good team each year, although I can’t say the Big 10 would overwhelm them with talent or speed. In any event, we got your back, coach. And I think we understand exactly what you’re saying.