Guaranteed Dollars: What’s Next for Jimmy Clausen

Although former Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen might be done playing college ball, we’re not done with him yet. Clausen inked a 4-year NFL contract earlier this week with the Carolina Panthers, which happens to give him more than 2.5 million in guarantees. His signing also brings about a variety of questions going into camp.

How will he adjust to the NFL?

Will Carolina fit Clausen’s skill set?

How will he mesh with stud wideout Steve Smith?

When the hell will he play?

While these are all valid questions, there not the questions that I want answers to. After all, we saw what Clausen did upon getting drafted – lathered up, went poolside and sported some sick “BRO” shades. Now that he’s got the contract, and more specifically the cool signing bonus – what do we think Clausen’s next big purchases will be.

I don’t have answers to those questions, but I have a few ideas.

More BRO Shades -You can’t be QB 1 without looking like Kanye.

V-Necks- A frequent item in the J-Clausen closet

Tribal Tats – Come one, now. This one is easy

Tanning Oil – It really brings out the blond in his hair

A Sidekick – They were cool 3 years ago and the man needs to text his bros.

And finally, Hair Gel – Good luck and congrats, buddy.