Ask and you shall receive. After struggling mightily picking against the spread in the first 3 weeks, NCAA 11 picked up the pace in week 4 going a stout 3-2. It didn’t help that we picked a push in the Alabama game, but had the winner nonetheless.
Week 5, however, means business and the slate of games is superior to anything we’ve seen or may say in the future. How it got to be week 5 already is an entirely different story.
As always, take the following results to your local bookie and go hog nutty. #WWBrentMusburgerD
5. Miami (-3) at Clemson

Our first road favorite plays as such. After getting down 14-0, Miami bounces back and Jacory Harris puts up 341 yards and 3 touchdowns. Meanwhile, Kyle Parker is good but not great, going for 269 yards but adding a pick-6 into the mix. Miami fans will likely beat their tan chests after this one, and there’s no doubt the university will become less tolerable (if possible) with the win.
Predicted Final Score: Miami 41, Clemson 27
4. Penn State at Iowa (-7)

Iowa trumps Penn State by nearly 300 yards in total offense playing in Kinnick and the route is on. Evan Royster is held in check with only 68 yards on the ground, and Penn State struggles on the road in a big was. The Hawkeyes kick five field goals and Stanzi adds 2 passing TDs in the win. Somehow Iowa will move down in both polls, and Iowa City gets alcohol poisoning later that night…
Predicted Final Score: Iowa 26, Penn State 10
3. Oklahoma (-4) vs. Texas

DeMarco Murray gets himself 175 yards of offense and Oklahoma adds to the Longhorn’s woes. On the other side, Garrett Gilbert finishes 9 for 22 and adds two interceptions, while also throwing in 13 hilarious rushes for 15 hilarious yards. While the state of Texas will likely be ready to throw flaming garbage at Mack Brown, Rick Neuheisel is ready to take this one all the way to the bank…again.
Predicted Final Score: Oklahoma 31, Texas 20
2. Stanford at Oregon (-7)

Hello, Heisman. Andrew Luck goes for 365 yards and 3 touchdowns and Stanford lights up the board early. After getting down a quick 17, Oregon bounces back behind 2 D.J. Davis touchdown catches and turns this into a game. In the end, however, Luck and co. pull off the upset in Eugene. Chip Kelly’s new contract was obviously a HORRIBLE decision, and Nike reacts by creating a new uniform that blinds a 75-year-old man at their next home game.
Predicted Final Score: Stanford 37, Oregon 32
1. Florida at Alabama (-8)

Alabama lights up the scoreboard and never looks back, going up 28-0 before half. Julio Jones catches 3 balls for 85 yards and hauls in 2 scores as Alabama rolls through their rival. John Brantley finishes the day with only four completions on 15 balls and throws 2 interceptions. Alabama might smell like hot dog water, but hot damn can they play football. Big game, even bigger win.
Predicted Final Score: Alabama 35, Florida 7
Notable Scores
Wisconsin 20, Michigan State 17 – Must…not…make…heart attack…joke…
NC State 27, Virginia Tech 24 – That “Wilson for Heisman” sign, not so crazy? #justkiddingthatsawful
Ohio State 34, Illinois 6 – Ron Zook: Been helpin’ others Heisman campaigns since 2002.
Washington 46, USC 17 – Two good quarterbacks, two bad defenses, one bad showing, blog material galore.
LSU 33, Tennessee 17 – LSU and 33 points? Yup, virtual Gary Crowton is an offensive messiah.
Boise State 45, New Mexico 0 – Boise barely covers their 43-point spread, schedule jokes imminent.
Boston College 20, Notre Dame 6 – Really no comment needed.
Colorado 34, Georgia 21 – Mark Richt and Dan Hawkins celebrate their unemployment.
Minnesota 27, Northwestern 14 – Tim Brewster can smile for the day… just before his unemployment.