Oklahoma Conspiracy From Above

By Adam Kramer   May. 06, 2011

Chances are you’ve probably looked up your house before on Google Maps, said “Kinda Cool” and then proceeded to kill time at work with something else, still being completely unproductive.

I’m pretty sure in your Google Map endeavors, however, you never actually saw yourself mowing the lawn or taking out the trash, which would be kind of creepy. Enter Bob Stoops and the Oklahoma Sooners who do know what this feels like and now find themselves in the middle of a BIG 12/GOOGLE/TRACKING/WORLDWIDE CONSPIRACY.

The Oklahoma Sooners official Facebook Page shared the image above from Google Maps showcasing the football facilities from above. Ah a beautiful stadium, lovely facilities, a nice day, and what’s that? The Oklahoma football team actually practicing? Oh really…

Now, before we accuse anyone (cough, cough Mack Brown, cough, cough) of taking these photos at the EXACT time that OU was hitting the field, let’s first take into consideration how ridiculous that sounds. I mean, Texas can fire employees at ESPN who bad mouth their Longhorn Network, sure, but this is a much different story. This is real power. I sincerely doubt that-

/hears knock on front door

/answers front door

“Wow that’s one hell of an orange jumpsuit, what can I-”

/silence

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