Meet Christopher. He’s a Jeopardy contestant and just got himself an early Daily Double while picking out of the “Colleges and Universities” category. He wagers $1000 and Alex Trebek reads him an early and important question.
Layup question. Heisman winner in 2010, where did he play… GO. Oh, come on. Top pick overall, pretty flashy, he’s also quite good. Surely you’ve watched an ounce of college football in the past year to piece this answer together, right? [eyes widen, thinks hard about any football team he knows, goes with name he's heard in mainstream media for the past few months]
Oh, I’m sorry. That is incorrect. Now, you will get a small, verbal jab from Alex Trebek who cannot believe you missed that question and is wondering if he could possibly spear you over your personal podium.
(h/t War Eagle Reader)