LaMichael James Did Not Have a Real Good Time on a Roller Coaster

By Adam Kramer   Dec. 27, 2011

LaMichael James is one of the best players in the country. This is not debatable, this is a college football fact.

He’s fast, really fast, and one of the toughest guys out there. James dislocated his elbow earlier in 2011 and bounced back quickly, playing through pain. On the field, there’s not many like him, and he’ll likely be one of the first backs taken in 2012 NFL Draft.

With that out of the way, we finally found a weakness in Oregon’s great runner. Size, you say? Nah. Ability to catch the ball? Not this time. Durability? Nope. Turns out, James’ true weakness lies away from the pylons.

ROLLER COASTERS

Oregon, who’s preparing for the Rose Bowl in California, logged some hours at Disneyland and took a ride on the very popular Space Mountain. James joined his teammates on this ride, and the results are wonderful.

The following image of comes courtesy of Oregon running back Kenjon Barner’s Twitter page, and James is situated on the left in the front car.

He’s not having as much fun as we are right now.

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    1. thekatman
      12/27/11

      Pussy!


    2. Joe
      12/27/11

      Those cute girls in the back are having fun. Probably don’t even know who LaMichael James is


    3. Rich A.
      12/27/11

      I see 4 Ducks, and only 1 duckface


    4. Andrew Seely
      12/27/11

      LaMichael James is a bitch.

    5. [...] H/T Kegs N’ Eggs [...]


    6. 12/27/11

      only chicks would pose on a freaking rollercoaster. LaMichael James looks like he just watched Caleb Hanie play quarterback.

    7. [...] out the sites. They went to Disneyland Tuesday, and teammate Kenjon Barner tweeted that picture of James freaking out on the [...]


    8. CoburgHills
      12/27/11

      Too bad Cliff Harris couldn’t make the trip — he loves going crazy fast.


    9. Are you serious
      12/28/11

      This is hilarious. I hope everyone realizes he was posing for the camera… how do you not do something funny come picture time…?


    10. Anonymousnupe
      12/28/11

      Was there any attempt by the responsible journalist who published this piece to get Mr. James’ comments before posting?


    11. Angie Girl
      12/28/11

      Why does the human race find humor in humiliating someone? Don’t get it, sad….


    12. 12/28/11

      Damn people why does the man have to be a Pussy/Bitch and all that he’s still human and has emotions just as your pussies and bitches would have have if you were having fun….honestly i think he did it for the camera purpose but people can be so ignorant ….i mean hell thats what you do on roller coaster frown or you laugh……


    13. _Superman
      12/28/11

      Forget about James. Who’s the hot chick in the red plaid shirt who’s having such a great time!


    14. 12/28/11

      Wimp


    15. Sizzurp
      12/28/11

      @Sharkie
      I don’t see you playing college football. Ergo if Lamichael James is a wimp you, my friend, are a pussy bitch.

    16. [...] worked. [Busted Coverage]LaMichael James did not have a real good time on a roller coaster. [Kegs N' Eggs]The Big East doesn’t want your money man! [Big East Coast Bias]Florida actually has a pretty [...]


    17. dee
      12/28/11

      Go ahead–call him a wimp. I’ve beaten down much younger attackers, confronted aggressive psychotics, walked up to men with loaded handguns pointed at me…but put me on a roller coaster and I’d make him look tough! Has nothing to do with wussy/pussy/blah-it’s all in the vestibular system, jokers.


    18. broussard
      12/28/11

      Haven’t any of you ever been to a amusenent park!!! As you walk in the park they take your picture and give you a number. The rides all have cameras set up to snap pictures every so many minutes. I haven’t been to one in years but I’m sure they still are set up the same way, next time you go to one of the major parks check it out, you would be surprised at the funny pictures it captures!!!


    19. unourroll
      12/28/11

      geesh, he not even tensed up or anything. probaly staged like the chicks in the back ground. i dont care how he acts on the coaster as long as he running to the endzone in the bowl game on a consitant bases.


    20. lean
      12/28/11

      he might not be a bitch but I will laugh at him and his fear of roller coasters. ps hes money in college but will be a special teams player i.e. not an every down running back so he prob wont be one of the first ones drafted


    21. vantuckyduck
      12/28/11

      If LMJ is such a Pussy/Bitch, why don’t you go stand in front of him when he has the ball. We’ll see who the Pussy/Bitch is then.


    22. Fight On!
      12/28/11

      Looks like he was looking towards the end of the ride and saw Clay Matthews was waiting for him.


    23. wood888
      12/29/11

      not sure who the girl is…but she is making a stupid miley cyrus kissy face…so maybe it’s her….?


    24. DEREK PEARCE
      12/29/11

      JUST WAIT ‘TILL PASADENA THEN TALK ABOUT WIMPS AND BITCHES!!!! HATE THE NEW UNI’S BUT THEY’RE ONE HELL OF A FOOTBALL TEAM AND HE’S NO BITCH THERE…….HE’S A MAJOR SWINGER!!!!


    25. oh-hey-there
      12/29/11

      He may be scared of roller coasters, but he sure as hell aint scared of wisconsin defenders…


    26. 12/31/11

      LaMichael James is not a pussy he is the best allaround running back in college football bar none…

    27. [...] Don’t know a damned thing about the story behind this photo, other than that it’s 49ers running back LaMichael James, back in his Oregon days, being brought nearly to tears by a theme park ride. It was not the only time a roller coaster would do a number on James. [...]

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