Earlier this week, Nike showcased Oregon’s 2012 Rose Bowl uniforms and we all said, “Oh, man. Look at how crazy that helmet is. Shucks, they did it again!” We also said that same thing about the uniform and the prototype wing, which would serve as the world’s first decapitating stiff arm.
On Wednesday, however, we got out first actual look at the helmet, which you just ordered for your bowling bag.
Give Oregon credit. They’ve somehow created a skull protector that can display an opponent’s fear right back at them. I mean, just look at how clear that gentleman with the camera phone looks below?
I SEE YOU. I SEE YOUR FEAR, OREGON REPORTER.
Be afraid, Wisconsin. Be very afraid. Be EXTRA afraid if you fear movies like The Big Lebowski, the video game Halo, or your own reflection.