Struggling to find the perfect Valentine’s Day gift? If so, perhaps we can help.
Now, we must first mention that we are in no shape or form in partnering up with FTD.com. We’d be happy to get paid to write about our favorite SEC flowers, but we’re doing this because we love seeing college football work its way awkwardly into our lives, and also because it’s the offseason and, well, Yahoo! has yet to take down someone with a massive journalistic clothesline.
FTD is currently offering college-centric rose bouquets, which actually look quite nice. Gentlemen, if you’re hoping to dazzle her with a romantic rendition of “Roll Tide Roll” now you have your chance. Some of the teams available for purchase include: LSU, Florida, Texas, Michigan, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Oregon, Miami and more.
[refrains from making a Les Miles flower consumption joke, refrains from making a Les Miles flower consumption joke]
It’s pricey, but if she’s a college football fan, your chances of getting lucky seem rather high. If she’s not a college football fan, perhaps she will be once she stares blankly at the green and yellow roses for an hour or two. Just tell her they’re sponsored by Nike — they’re not — and dim the lights.
(h/t to the magnificent @celebrityhottub)