You sit down at your normal curling station at your local gym, and you look to your right.
Oh hey, why is that guy curling the entire stack? And oh hey, look two of his buddies are standing on the weights as well. What is that, like, 700 pounds?
Hey, that’s former LSU missile/defensive back LaRon Landry!
“You must work out a little bit, right?”
[LaRon picks me up, curls me 100 times]
[weight not enough so he adds in two 45-pounds plates into his arms, one of which I think just cracked a rib]
[does 100 more curls]
“Why are you so fat,” he asks me.
[adds two more plates, follows it up with 400 more curls]
DISCLAIMER: We don’t know if this was Photoshopped or if LaRon is actually part Musclebot (a muscular robot), but knowing the Internet we’ll go with “maybe” on both.
[Wonderful hat tip, no, spot to Hogs Haven]