While the Texas offense (and yes, apparently such a thing exists) was absolutely destroying the Ole Miss team, an Ole Miss fan decided it was time to take his talents to the field, slightly less clothed.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen the “double, self-ass slap on the SEC logo” maneuver, and I think it will be a while before we see it again. This hurt the timing, perhaps enraged the security tasked with tracking him down, and this all showed as he was brought down instantly with a solid hit.
The state trooper didn’t lead with his head which is good to see – SAFETY FIRST – and he has since been given a full scholarship to play weak side linebacker for Ole Miss.
[h/t Lost Letterman]