I wrote about Dylan Moses at length here, but why read words when you can let one magnificent GIF do the talking for you.
Yes, Dylan is in eighth grade and he is a running back and linebacker. And yes, Dylan already has scholarship offers from Alabama and LSU. Although that may seem extreme – even by college football recruiting’s strange and extreme standards – it’s way less extreme when you watch this.
He’s 6’1″ and 215 pounds, which is pretty unfair. That unfairness is captured here, which you will likely watch a few hundred times.
GIF Via Reddit
Dominion senior tight end/linebacker Rich Tran has put together quite the high school highlight video. You’ve never seen anything quite like this, I promise.
Forget about those ridiculous long touchdown runs, circle button-jamming spin moves or one-handed catches in traffic. This is honesty, a cut of all the cuts that wouldn’t normally make their way into a spotlight showcase. This showcase is one he made himself, and he also had some fun with while talking with the Washington Post.
Just look at those shots of him on the sideline. College coaches, get him while you can. We saw a similar highlight tape a few months ago, and I absolutely will not complain if there are more of these going forward.
The image above comes courtesy of Twitter user/fan of the Internet @MattMumISU. Matt brought this bikini poster of Katherine Webb – star of the feature film “Brent Musburger says wonderful things about Katherine Webb while everyone goes crazy” – to the Kansas-Iowa State game, and Brent was happy to offer up his signature.
Brent also had the time to take a photo and the smile says many things, all of which are wonderful.
“She’s a 10!” is written above Brent’s signature, which really adds to an already perfect situation. While ESPN tried to apologize for Brent’s in-game Webb commentary, it would appear that everyone’s favorite play-by-play voice (who also has a PhD in Sports Betting) is happy to keep trolling everyone for as long as possible.
Here’s to you, Brent. Line wiz, troll master, and friend of ours. Troll on, sir. Troll on.