It’s a tradition unlike any other and a sign that the offseason is progressing as planned. I’d like to apologize to everyone who was not planning on getting pregnant off a blog post/image, because you are all now pregnant.
Show ‘em da goods, OBC.
The problem, however, is this is from 2012, not 2013 as originally thought. Please, don’t let this impact your enjoyment, however.
If you’re wondering how you can possibly turn your physique into one like Spurrier’s don’t bother. It’ll take years and years of range practice—we’re talking thousands upon thousands of 5-irons—and just enough Coors Original, which we’ll call “fuel” for this particular exercise. Not too much, though. The proper balance is key.
This is more or less college football’s version of Groundhog Day, and it will come in 2013. Just not yet, not now.