Jadeveon Clowney was ruled out South Carolina’s spring game on Saturday, although the all-everything defensive end did participate on one play on offense—without a helmet or pads—and even scored a touchdown. The Ol’ Ball Coach still has it.
Oh, and not only did Clowney just sort of jog out for one play to go deep, but he also fell down with the ball.
Doesn’t matter, Steve Spurrier slipped the ref a complimentary greens fee coupon before the game, so it counted. Mel Kiper has also listed Clowney as the No. 1 tight end in next year’s draft, and I’m totally not serious but also kind of serious.
Ah, spring football.