Johnny Manziel continues to live a pretty wonderful life. He also continues to be better than you at everything.
Don’t fight it. Accept it. Embrace it.
Johnny Football is just a name. Johnny Football/Twitter/Golf/Celebrity/Baseball/Go Ahead and Name it and He’ll Beat You In It And Then Post About it on Twitter was just slightly too long. But yes, Johnny Football can do more than torture defensive coordinators.
He can break 80 at Pebble Beach and hit home runs with wooden bats at major league stadiums, which is what he did while hanging with QB guru George Whitfield. You know, just a break in the action.
— George Whitfield Jr. (@georgewhitfield) May 17, 2013
Better yet, Johnny Manziel’s first pitch of the game was nothing short of outstanding. HE’S LOST CONTROL CLEARLY, SOMEONE CALL HELP.
Shout-out to the catcher, by the way.
Act surprised, even though you’re not. #TheSummerOfJohnny is underway.