Steve Spurrier is just like you, only he makes post-SEC Media Days visits to fast food chains look like a scene out of Mad Men. Either that or perhaps some post-wedding, 2 am visit that ends up in a $27 order for one. Those are just the best.
The image below was posted on Jadeveon Clowney’s Instagram - which really makes this whole thing that much better - and it should probably serve as the cover for all college football preview magazines created between now and the end of time.
Notice the small child in the background just reading away. Young man, you are missing out on history and your father is going to hold this over you forever. Tough break.
Why is Steve Spurrier giving the thumbs up? Is it just the casual, “Oh hey look, a camera” reaction? Did he just score that weekly tee time he was been craving? WHAT DID HE ORDER?
Perhaps it’s best we don’t know the context. Let us just appreciate this moment in time.