Virtual Simulation Stimulation: Week 1
While many sites try to dazzle you with logic, savvy picks, interesting trends, and other useful data, sometimes it’s better to decide winners the ol’ fashion way. Well, not old fashion but more nerdy/lazy. I’m talking of course about deciding games using our favorite game NCAA 11.
Using a video game to pick winners might seem childish and sophomoric. I wish there was a “but” there but really I have none, so I’m just going to go ahead and do it anyways.
Below are the week’s top 5 games and how each played out in some NCAA 11 simulation. For those of you who like to make things “interesting” we’ve got you covered as well. I’ve also included some notable games and performances worthy of a mention.
And away we go…
5. Washington at BYU (-3)
Final Score: Washington 38, BYU 7
No contest here. Jake Locker lives up to God-like hype and throws for 975 yards. Actually, he threw for 368 and 3 touchdowns, but you get the point.
BYU quarterbacks on the other hand, and I cannot stress the plural in that enough because three of them played, end up 14-36 for 140 yards and a garbage time touchdown.
Mel Kiper and Todd McShay are beaming with excitement reading this right now, grading Locker’s virtual cannon and pixelized mobility…
4. Oregon State at TCU (-13.5)
Final Score: TCU 37, Oregon State 23
Although college football’s finest redhead played pretty poorly in the Horned Frog’s bowl game against Boise State, he bounces back well here, my friends. Andy Dalton’s game-1 numbers: 23-30, 326 yards, 3 touchdowns.
TCU goes up an early 28-0 but the Beavers make the gamblers sweat with a late comeback.
In the end TCU just barely beats the spread and conquers by 14. Nothing like getting that 1/2-point win in week 1. Oh NCAA 11, you never cease to amaze me.
3. Pitt at Utah (-3)
Final Score: Utah 25, Pitt 22 (OT)
Our lone overtime game in the top five is an instant classic, and as much as Pittsburgh’s placekicker tried (5-6 in FGs), Utah wins in an OT battle. Panther’s RB Dion Lewis goes for 121, but averages under 4 yards per carry.
Utah’s sophomore QB Jordan Wynn follows up his strong Poinsettia Bowl with a solid first game. 22-39, 221 yards, 2 touchdowns. No word on whether Jabaal Sheard threw someone through a virtual window, but he did play week 1 just like real life.
Vegas and NCAA 11 have obviously planned this, however. Advantage: PUSH
2. UNC vs. LSU (-1) vs. *Game played in Atlanta
Final Score: LSU 16, UNC 12
The betting line is still up in the air but the show must go on. This game plays out like many believe it will, meaning it lacks style points. Like, really, really lacks it.
UNC QB T.J. Yates struggles badly going 18-34 and adds a pick. Running back Ryan Houston doesn’t do much better getting only 61 yards on 32 carries. OUCH. No touchdowns for the Tar Heels, just a FG each quarter.
LSU’s field general Jordan Jefferson throws up a stinker as well, going 12-33. The Tigers junior RB Stevan Ridley scores the only touchdown of the day as LSU covers.
WARNING: sanctions could drastically impact line/results etc.
1. Virginia Tech vs. Boise State (-3) *Game Played in Maryland
Final Score: Boise State 20, Virginia Tech 17
The game of the week and one of the games of the year is decided by 3 points. Sorry Boise haters, it’s lookin’ like a national title run for the Broncos. Awwww man………
Boise State QB Kellen Moore goes for 191 and a touchdown. He also leads the Broncos on a game-winning drive with only 2 minutes remaining. #money
VT’s Tyrod Taylor ends up 15-26 with a pick and Ryan Williams is unable to break a big one, finishing up with 82 yards on 24 carries.
And again, NCAA 11 is SPOT ON with the Vegas line and we have our second push in the top 5 games. You can’t make this stuff up, folks. Well, actually you can but we have the photos to prove it.
Here are a few of the other notable week 1 happenings.
Biggest blow out – Nebraska 63-0 over W. Kentucky
Upset Special – Wash St. 24, OK State 17
Rivalry game – Kentucky beats Louisville 24-21
Player of the Week- Ryan Mallett, boys and girls.
Other Notable Scores
USC 48, Hawaii 13- Kiffin makin’ headlines
Michigan 43, UCONN 10 – Rich Rod fans, rejoice!
Missouri 32, Illinois 3- Ron Zook is in deep #$%^
Cincinnati 34, Fresno 24 – Who needs BK?
God bless NCAA 11 and God bless college football. Week 1 is almost here…







