The Story of Spurrier [name soon to be redacted] Wiley
Let me tell you a little bit about a boy named Spurrier Urban Wiley.
This name is not backwards, and this is very much real as far as we can tell. Spurrier Urban Wiley, the son of Jen Wiley, got his name from – you guessed it – Steve Spurrier and Urban Meyer. Jen and her husband, who are BIG Gator fans (as if you needed a billboard to lead you to such conclusions), named their child after Urban Meyer’s Florida team won the title in 2006 when their son was conceived.
And while Spurrier is fine name that is destined to stay (well, for now), Jen no longer wants her son’s middle name to be Urban after he was named the coach at Ohio State.
This courtesy of Bay News 9.
“I want to change his middle name,” she said.
Wiley actually has to travel to Ohio several times a year for work; so ironically, Spurrier Urban Wiley was born in Ohio.
The name doesn’t faze the now 4-year-old Spur. He doesn’t really understand his mom’s frustration, but he’s playing along.
“He wants to be Spur Willy Nilly Silly Bear Wiley,” said Wiley.
Wiley said anything is better than Urban.
It’s a name that reminds her of the letter the former Gator coach wrote her son shortly after his birth.
In it, Urban Meyer wrote, “I look forward to growing with you as a Gator over the years.”
Wiley’s husband isn’t on board with the change, and she said she won’t officially change her son’s name unless her husband agrees.
If he does, she’s thinking Tim after Tim Tebow, the great Gator quarterback who is becoming a star in the NFL.
And… SCENE.
The dream of having a classmate named Muschamp is alive and well, folks. Don’t give up yet.
Image Via Bay News 9
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What a stupid name.
Maybe it isn’t such a good idea to name your child after a college football coach.
I hear ya..Little Stevie Ray Caruthe is always catching hell on the playground..By the way..You ought to start showing the kid how to give up his lunch money and take a punch..Quite evident the Parents of this kid is are idiots !!!!
She should name him WOODY!
I think we have raised ludicrous behaviour to an “art form”
Those Wiley’s come up here and steal our ideas all the freaking time. So now we got their coach…….suck on that Jen!
BIG DEAL I HAVE A 16 YEAR OLD SON WHO IS A CANCER SERVIVOR WHO’S FIRST NAME IS RAIDER!
She think she’s got problems. What am I going to do about my little Paterno Sandusky Jones?
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Proof again that those people are a bunch of obsessed retards. LOL. What in Liar, Liar Urban Meyer’s history would make those idiots think that urbie wouldn’t crap on their program by leaving??? LOL.
No wonder kids now are so messed up…“He wants to be Spur Willy Nilly Silly Bear Wiley,” said Wiley. Teach him to become a man and not a cry baby.
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I don’t get this woman, she named him Spurrier despite the fact he left Florida for the NFL and later went to coach of Sakerlina. Yet she’s more pissed at Urban? Double standard bro…
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Did they think that a staffing change was never a possibility? Did they also have these names tattooed on their bodies? I hope this child grows up to be smarter than his parents. Idiots.
About as stupid as Lane Kiffin naming his son “Knox” before slithering out of Knoxville in the middle of the night.
The kid is ALREADY smarter than his parents.
ET, highly unlikely. Stupid is in their genes, and they passed them onto their son. As an Ohian, we don’t want idiots like her visiting our state. Dumbbells!
I swaer I hit the second o in Ohioan….
How about if we change the name AND the parents…
Hayes Tressel Johnson…post of the month right there, man
Well played.
No lady wants a kid with the name of an apparent Gator traitor, correct?
Nut jobs.
@SPWDerrick
doesn’t this make the b-ball, baseball, tracking coaches wondering why they were leftout
@ Ray, What was wrong with the name Knox. That is a family name starting with my father, brother, nephew, and now a great-nephew with the middle name Knox. Don’t think a name came from a town or city all the time. Yet these parents were straight up idiots, tey probably never even went to Florida, or any college to do something like that. Parents need to realize the problems a child will have with a name as they get older and start to school.
I think this woman should change the kid’s middle name to “TBA”, as she will likely change her mind as often as her underear during his formative years. let little Spur decide, one he reached the age of majority.
She ought to get together with the equally ignorant Clemsongirl, who is apparently childless, and definately clueless as to the minds of little kids and their love of silly rhyming. Little boys grow up to be men without being forced to be little tough a**es, and I’m betting you weren’t a woman at 4, either.
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