The top 15 players in NCAA ’14 have been broken down by Tradition Sports, as E3 takes over our Twitter feeds, our hearts, and, of course, our virtual football gaming interests.

The No. 1 player is one Jadeveon Clowney.  He has been given a Mortal Kombat-like Fatality where a player’s head will come off with a tackle and he will also explode on contact.  No. 2 is one Johnny Manziel, surprise, surprise. His special move is that you can meet celebrities in the game, on the field, on 2nd downs only. Neat!

The full list can be found below, and more detailed breakdown of their attributes—seriously, let’s get our nerd on, y’all—can be found here.

1) 99 – Jadeveon Clowney DE#7 – South Carolina – JR

2) 97  – Johnny Manziel QB#2 – Texas A&M – SO(RS)

3) 97 – De’Anthony Thomas HB#6 – Oregon – JR

4) 97 – A.J. McCarron QB#10 – Alabama – SR(RS)

5) 97 – Marqise Lee WR#9 – USC – JR

6) 97 – C.J. Mosley MLB#32 – Alabama – SR

7) 96 – Braxton Miller QB#5 – Ohio State – JR

8) 96 – Teddy Bridgewater QB#5 – Louisville – JR

9) 96 – Jake Matthews LT#75 – Texas A&M – SR

10) 96 – Aaron Murray QB#11 – Georgia – SR(RS)

11) 96 – Taylor Lewan LT#77 – Michigan – SR(RS)

12) 95 – Tahj Boyd QB#10 – Clemson – SR(RS)

13) 95 – Sammy Watkins WR#2 – Clemson – JR

14) 95 – Denicos Allen ROLB#28 – Michigan State – SR(RS)

15) 94 – Ka’Deem Carey HB#25 – Arizona – JR

You may now be angry about how [insert player here] is [insert too high/too low/not included].

Golden Nugget’s annual tradition of releasing its ‘Games of the Year’ is upon us once again, a degenerate holiday we can all celebrate. We now have 2013 college football point spreads – lots of them, actually – that can be bet well in advance. We’re not there yet, but we’re getting closer.

In 2013, the Nugget has gone above and beyond its normal point spread turnout. Altogether it released 250 point spreads for the 2013 season. Translation: Grab a cocktail(s), you’re going to be here a while.

Here they are; point spreads galore. Enjoy.

Thursday August 29

UNLV at Minnesota (-13)
North Carolina at South Carolina (-12)
Mississippi (-4) at Vanderbilt 

Saturday August 31

Washington State at Auburn (-11.5)
Northwestern (-10.5) at California
Nevada at UCLA (-15)
Colorado vs. Colorado State (-3.5)
Temple at Notre Dame (-24)
Penn State (-6.5) vs. Syracuse
Mississippi State vs. Oklahoma State (-14)
BYU (-3.5) at Virginia
Boise State at Washington (-2)
Alabama (-17) vs. Virginia Tech
Georgia (-3.5) at Clemson
LSU (-4) vs. TCU

Monday September 2

Florida State (-13) at Pittsburgh

Saturday September 7

Washington State at USC (-21)
South Carolina at Georgia (-4)
Syracuse at Northwestern (-13)
South Florida at Michigan State (-16)
Notre Dame at Michigan (Pick ‘em)
San Diego State at Ohio State (-21.5)
West Virginia at Oklahoma (-16)
Texas (-7.5) at BYU
Oregon (-21) at Virginia
Florida (-2.5) at Miami
Arizona (-17) at UNLV

Thursday September 12

TCU (-4) at Texas Tech

Saturday September 14

Mississippi State (-1) at Auburn
Wisconsin at Arizona State (Pick ‘em)
Ohio State (-21) at California
Boston College at USC (-21.5)
Nevada at Florida State (-26)
Iowa at Iowa State (-4)
Louisville at Kentucky (+14)
UCLA at Nebraska (-6)
Tulsa at Oklahoma (-18)
Alabama (-6) at Texas A&M
Mississippi at Texas (-8)
Oregon State (-6) at Utah
Washington (-11) vs. Illinois
Central Michigan at UNLV (-4)
Tennessee at Oregon (-25)
Notre Dame (-14) at Purdue
Vanderbilt at South Carolina (-11)

Thursday September 19

Clemson (-11) at North Carolina State

Saturday September 21

Oregon State (-6.5) at San Diego State
Arizona State at Stanford (-10)
Michigan (-12) at Connecticut
Tennessee at Florida (-12)
North Carolina at Georgia Tech (-4.5)
Michigan State at Notre Dame (-6)
Auburn at LSU (-18)
West Virginia (-2) at Maryland
Arkansas at Rutgers (Pick ‘em)
Kansas State at Texas (-9)
Utah at BYU (-7.5)
Colorado State at Alabama (-41)

Thursday September 26

Virginia Tech (-1) at Georgia Tech

Saturday September 28

Texas A&M (-17) at Arkansas
USC at Arizona State (Pick ‘em)
Miami (-10) at South Florida
LSU at Georgia (-6)
Southern Mississippi at Boise State (-21.5)
Oklahoma at Notre Dame (-2)
Florida (-20) at Kentucky
Florida State (-17) at Boston College
Wisconsin at Ohio State (-11)
Colorado at Oregon State (-22)
Wake Forest at Clemson (-21)
Arizona at Washington (-5)
Stanford (-18.5) at Washington State
Oklahoma State (-11) at West Virginia
Mississippi at Alabama (-17)
South Carolina (-14) at Central Florida
California at Oregon (-34)

Thursday October 3

Texas(-12) at Iowa State
UCLA(-5) at Utah

Saturday October 5

Washington at Stanford (-10)
Oregon (-37) at Colorado
Arkansas at Florida (-17)
Ohio State (-8) at Northwestern
Arizona State vs. Notre Dame (-4)
Minnesota at Michigan (-15)
Clemson (-8) at Syracuse
Kansas State at Oklahoma State (-9)
TCU at Oklahoma (-9)
Louisville (-17) at Temple
West Virginia at Baylor (-7)
North Carolina at Virginia Tech (-6.5)
LSU (-9) at Mississippi State
Michigan State (-9) at Iowa
Georgia Tech at Miami (-7)
Kentucky at South Carolina (-23.5)
Georgia (-11) at Tennessee

Thursday October 10

Arizona at USC (-7)
Rutgers at Louisville (-10)

Friday October 11

Temple at Cincinnati (-18)

Saturday October 12

South Carolina (-12) at Arkansas
Colorado at Arizona State (-27)
California at UCLA (-16.5)
Missouri at Georgia (-18)
Alabama (-30) at Kentucky
Florida at LSU (-4)
Texas A&M (-4) at Mississippi
Michigan (-2.5) at Penn State
Boston College at Clemson (-22)
Oklahoma vs. Texas (Pick ‘em)
Georgia Tech at BYU (-3)
Stanford (-13) at Utah
Pittsburgh at Virginia Tech (-13.5)
Oregon (-14) at Washington
Oregon State (-13) at Washington State
Northwestern at Wisconsin (-6)
Baylor at Kansas State (-5)

Thursday October 17

Miami at North Carolina (Pick ‘em)

Friday October 18

Central Florida at Louisville (-11)

Saturday October 19

Washington at Arizona State (-5)
Utah at Arizona (-12)
UCLA at Stanford (-10)
Oregon State (-13) at California
Minnesota at Northwestern (-15)
USC at Notre Dame (-5)
Florida (-6) at Missouri
LSU at Mississippi (-2)
Iowa at Ohio State (-23)
TCU at Oklahoma State (-10)
Florida State at Clemson (-2)
Georgia (-10) at Vanderbilt
Auburn at Texas A&M (-24)
Arkansas at Alabama (-29)
Washington State at Oregon (-35.5)

Friday October 25

Boise State at BYU (-1)

Saturday October 26

Utah at USC (-18)
Arizona (-20) at Colorado
North Carolina State at Florida State (-20)
Louisville (-13) at South Florida
Oklahoma State (-14) at Iowa State
South Carolina (-7) at Missouri
Penn State at Ohio State (-16)
Texas Tech at Oklahoma (-14)
Stanford (-3) at Oregon State
Vanderbilt at Texas A&M (-16)
California at Washington (-17)
Tennessee at Alabama (-27)
Notre Dame (-18) at Air Force
Northwestern (-12) at Iowa
West Virginia at Kansas State (-9)
UCLA at Oregon (-20)
Texas (-3) at TCU
Arizona State (-15) at Washington State

Friday November 1, 2013

USC at Oregon State (-2)

Saturday November 2

Auburn at Arkansas (-3.5)
Arizona (-11) at California
Colorado at UCLA (-22)
Miami at Florida State (-8)
Georgia (-4) vs. Florida
Navy at Notre Dame (-18)
Michigan at Michigan State (-3)
North Carolina (-2.5) at North Carolina State
Illinois at Penn State (-19)
Kansas at Texas (-31.5)
Clemson (-13.5) at Virginia
Iowa State at Kansas State (-13.5)
Ohio State (-17) at Purdue
Mississippi State at South Carolina (-15)
West Virginia at TCU (-10)

Thursday November 7

Oregon (-4) at Stanford
Oklahoma (-6) at Baylor

Friday November 8

Louisville (-10.5) at Connecticut

Saturday November 9

UCLA at Arizona (-4)
USC (-17) at California
TCU at Iowa State (+9.5)
Nebraska at Michigan (-4)
Penn State at Minnesota (+8)
Florida State at Wake Forest (+18)
Kansas at Oklahoma State (-29)
Notre Dame at Pittsburgh (+10.5)
BYU at Wisconsin (-8)
Texas at West Virginia (+12)
LSU at Alabama (-11.5, 39.5)
Virginia Tech at Miami (-3.5)
Auburn at Tennessee (-8)

Thursday November 14

Georgia Tech at Clemson (-9)

Friday November 15

Washington at UCLA (-2)

Saturday November 16

Georgia at Auburn (+15)
Oregon State at Arizona State (-4.5)
Washington State at Arizona (-19)
Stanford at USC (-1)
Syracuse at Florida State (-16)
Michigan at Northwestern (-3)
Houston at Louisville (-17)
Michigan State at Nebraska (-6)
Iowa State at Oklahoma (-20)
Purdue at Penn State (-13.5)
Oklahoma State at Texas (-6.5)
Alabama (-23) at Mississippi State
Ohio State (-23) at Illinois
TCU at Kansas State (-4.5)
Utah at Oregon (-28.5)
Florida at South Carolina (-5)

Saturday November 23

Oregon (-12) at Arizona
California at Stanford (-22)
Arizona State at UCLA (-3)
USC (-24.5) at Colorado
Kentucky at Georgia (-29)
Michigan State at Northwestern (-3)
BYU at Notre Dame (-11)
Memphis at Louisville (-24)
Texas A&M at LSU (-1)
Wisconsin (-10) at Minnesota
Indiana at Ohio State (-25)
Baylor at Oklahoma State (-11)
Washington at Oregon State (-5)
Nebraska at Penn State (Pick ‘em)
Michigan (-10.5) at Iowa
Oklahoma (-4) at Kansas State
Virginia at Miami (-15)
Vanderbilt at Tennessee (-1)

Thursday November 28

Texas Tech at Texas (-16)
Mississippi (-6.5) at Mississippi State

Friday November 29

Iowa at Nebraska (-14)
Miami (-7) at Pittsburgh
Washington State at Washington (-14)
Iowa State at West Virginia (-7.5)
Oregon State at Oregon (-16)

Saturday November 30

Alabama (-24) at Auburn
Arizona at Arizona State (-5)
Notre Dame at Stanford (-5.5)
UCLA at USC (-7)
Florida State at Florida (-2)
Georgia (-9) at Georgia Tech
Tennessee at Kentucky (+7.5)
Arkansas at LSU (-17)
Minnesota at Michigan State (-14)
Ohio State (-6) at Michigan
Texas A&M (-13) at Missouri
Virginia Tech (-10) at Virginia
Penn State at Wisconsin (-9)
Northwestern (-13) at Illinois
Kansas State (-21.5) at Kansas
BYU (-7.5) at Nevada
Clemson at South Carolina (-4.5)
Baylor at TCU (-5)

Thursday December 5

Louisville(-3) at Cincinnati

Saturday December 7

Oklahoma at Oklahoma State (-3)
Texas (-8) at Baylor

Saturday December 14

Army vs. Navy (-9)

[h/t to my Vegas and podcast buddy, Todd Fuhrman]

P.J. Fleck is the head coach at Western Michigan, and he also has a business card that is slightly different from that flimsy name card you walk around with.

Yes, that’s real wood because I know that’s what you were thinking. No word on if his creative influence was Ron Swanson, although this is something even he would be proud of. (Even if it wasn’t handcrafted)

And you thought the uniform arms race was getting intense. With James Franklin upping his business card game, and P.J. Fleck following up, we’re just getting started here.

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